Diary of a Mad Woman #2

Okay this is weird. I saw a triangle shaped light, and some yellow flashing dots around it, floating in the sky.
ALIENS!
No just kidding, i went outside, and it was my brothers toy helicopter.
That little demon spawn..He scared the hell outta me. I was about to call Ghostbusters or some shit like that. Im not apologizing for the language either, im still in shock. Especially since its 2:28 am.

Ive dranken too much coffe havent I?
Yes, yes i have.
Go home blogger, your drun-
AHH SHIT THOSE LIGHTS ARE ON AGAIN!

Note To self

Note this'
Why am I scared of my families meatloaf?
Why am I scared of my families meatloaf?
Its my families. We created the whole
"Be scared, be very scared!" 
Not to mention its my families..
Note to self, we have hungry dogs for a reason. 

Diary Of a Mad Woman #1

Tonight I saw a dog like figure roaming around behind my house.
I figured it was a dog, then i realized it must be a werewolf because It was running around very fast and had large bone structure.
But then I had a second guess, went outside,
 checked,
and it was just my oversized fat cat.

I need to quit feeding it so much.